WILMINGTON, DE - President Biden was spotted at a local Wilmington ice cream shop on Monday after an apparent mix-up where he heard the words “birthday” instead of “Earth Day.”
An anonymous White House staffer tipped off The Racket about this miscommunication and we soon met the leader of the free world on the scene. Biden lashed out at our reporters after they asked him about his trip.
“Listen here, Jack. If someone says birthday, then I’m getting myself some damn ice cream.”
Biden then shooed us away as pointed to his cone and said “choco-choco chip!”
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